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Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather
had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making
love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear,"
replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out
the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring..
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "he'd still be alive if the
ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
And if you survive until Sunday afternoon..
When Bill's wife came home Sunday afternoon to find
the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still
in a pile by the washer and Bill on the couch having
done nothing but drink beer and watch football all
day, she yelled,
"Watch yourself, mister, or you're going to make me
do something I don't want to do!"
"Wow," Bill thought, "I can't believe I'm going to get
a blowjob out of this!"
And if you survive until your next party..
Breakfast was a very late affair that day and the
husband and wife were fragile indeed -- badly hung
over from a particularly wild party the night before.
Bleary eyed, with two trembling hands holding his very
black coffee, our hero said to his wife, "Was it
you I had sex with in the garden last night?"
She struggled to bring him into focus. "About what
time?" she replied.
Love,
Chris
xxxx
xxxx
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather
had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making
love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear,"
replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out
the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring..
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "he'd still be alive if the
ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
And if you survive until Sunday afternoon..
When Bill's wife came home Sunday afternoon to find
the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still
in a pile by the washer and Bill on the couch having
done nothing but drink beer and watch football all
day, she yelled,
"Watch yourself, mister, or you're going to make me
do something I don't want to do!"
"Wow," Bill thought, "I can't believe I'm going to get
a blowjob out of this!"
And if you survive until your next party..
Breakfast was a very late affair that day and the
husband and wife were fragile indeed -- badly hung
over from a particularly wild party the night before.
Bleary eyed, with two trembling hands holding his very
black coffee, our hero said to his wife, "Was it
you I had sex with in the garden last night?"
She struggled to bring him into focus. "About what
time?" she replied.
Love,
Chris
xxxx
xxxx
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