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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the
little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with
you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, have a 20 inch private, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my
name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Whew, Thank goodness! I
thought you said Turn around!"
this huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the
little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with
you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, have a 20 inch private, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my
name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Whew, Thank goodness! I
thought you said Turn around!"
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