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The organisers of the club in Newport that I went to would hold a monthly social event for members, non members and anyone who was interested in meeting other like minded people. I managed to make one in early Dec 2002. It was held in the bar of a pub in Newport and was very busy with it being the run up towards Christmas. I found them sat round several tables, about 10 couples and….1 Single lady! Being that there were no other single men about – I introduced myself and got chatting to the Lesley. She was blonde, busty, attractive and we seemed to be getting on very well. The couples seemed to be leaving us alone to chat which suited me.
After a while, another single lady came in. Unfortunately I knew this one from the club and had not got on well with her. She was very dom and if you weren’t sub then she took a dislike to you. Or perhaps it was just me she took a dislike to! Anyway, she spots the 2 of us chatting and came straight over and started to kiss Lesley. Now I don’t mind watching 2 ladies kissing and swapping tongues etc but…well this was a vanilla pub. When she had finished kissing the lady she turned to me with an evil grin and said “has she told you yet”? The Lesley blushed and said no she hadn’t so the dom blurted it “well she’s a lesbian, not interested in men and she is mine!” With that she went to talk to some others.
We then resumed our chat, me knowing that nothing was going to happen apart from chatiing etc. I really don’t mind that as to me the social side is just as important as the sexual side of the scene. If I meet some people, all I ask is that we have a chat and laugh. Anything else is a bonus but certainly not expected.
After a couple of hours in the pub, we all moved onto a night club. Walking about on a freezing night in December is not recommended unless you are wrapped up like Nanook of the North. I was OK in my fleece but Lesley was out without a coat. Being the gentleman that I am, I gave her my fleece to wear and froze instead of her. When we got to the nightclub, it was a Goth evening, loud music (must be my age) and I was wondering what I was doing there. Lesley grabbed me and pulled me towards the dance floor. I steered her away from there to a dark corner and we fell into each others arms and started to kiss. Something else the Dom had said was that Lesley is the best kisser in Wales. Now I wouldn’t quite go that far not having enough experiences to be able to comment but I think she would come very high up the list. For someone who was not interested in men, she was certainly teasing my tonsils with her tongue. I started to feel like a teenager in a nightclub – dancing and snogging a girl with your hard on pressing against her legs! This went on for a while until I had to run away as the car park where I had left my car was due to close and I had to get back. Before I left we swapped MSN IDs.
I made contact with Lesley via MSN and over a number of days of chatting we swapped mobile numbers and started to speak for real. She was friendly with a great sense of humour and we got on well….as friends.
On New Year’s eve, Lesley badgered me into going to the club with her. She was going with the Dom and a bloke the Dom was taking. So I would make up a couple with her. We arrived at the club and chatted but nothing else was happening. At midnight we had a lovely kiss again. As everyone else seemed to be preoccupied with drinking a toast and the buffet, Lesley grabbed my hand and took me off to a small room. I was starting to think I was in for a good night and maybe she was perhaps a little bit into men or at least wanted to try. We shut the door and started to kiss and touch each other and……then a bloke came in. BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!! I asked him to give us some space but the moment had gone and Lesley was leading me out again. F*-+%^$"!!
Soon after Lesley’s phone rang. Her sister was going into labour and wanted Lesley there as her birthing partner. Again being the gentleman that I am, I offered to give her a lift to the hospital which she accepted. So that was the end of News Years eve 2003 for me.
So only I could go to a swinging social meeting and try to get off with the only lesbian there. Then I take her to a swinging club on New Years eve and end up taking her to the maternity hospital. As Richard Littlejohn says, you couldn’t make it up!
After a while, another single lady came in. Unfortunately I knew this one from the club and had not got on well with her. She was very dom and if you weren’t sub then she took a dislike to you. Or perhaps it was just me she took a dislike to! Anyway, she spots the 2 of us chatting and came straight over and started to kiss Lesley. Now I don’t mind watching 2 ladies kissing and swapping tongues etc but…well this was a vanilla pub. When she had finished kissing the lady she turned to me with an evil grin and said “has she told you yet”? The Lesley blushed and said no she hadn’t so the dom blurted it “well she’s a lesbian, not interested in men and she is mine!” With that she went to talk to some others.
We then resumed our chat, me knowing that nothing was going to happen apart from chatiing etc. I really don’t mind that as to me the social side is just as important as the sexual side of the scene. If I meet some people, all I ask is that we have a chat and laugh. Anything else is a bonus but certainly not expected.
After a couple of hours in the pub, we all moved onto a night club. Walking about on a freezing night in December is not recommended unless you are wrapped up like Nanook of the North. I was OK in my fleece but Lesley was out without a coat. Being the gentleman that I am, I gave her my fleece to wear and froze instead of her. When we got to the nightclub, it was a Goth evening, loud music (must be my age) and I was wondering what I was doing there. Lesley grabbed me and pulled me towards the dance floor. I steered her away from there to a dark corner and we fell into each others arms and started to kiss. Something else the Dom had said was that Lesley is the best kisser in Wales. Now I wouldn’t quite go that far not having enough experiences to be able to comment but I think she would come very high up the list. For someone who was not interested in men, she was certainly teasing my tonsils with her tongue. I started to feel like a teenager in a nightclub – dancing and snogging a girl with your hard on pressing against her legs! This went on for a while until I had to run away as the car park where I had left my car was due to close and I had to get back. Before I left we swapped MSN IDs.
I made contact with Lesley via MSN and over a number of days of chatting we swapped mobile numbers and started to speak for real. She was friendly with a great sense of humour and we got on well….as friends.
On New Year’s eve, Lesley badgered me into going to the club with her. She was going with the Dom and a bloke the Dom was taking. So I would make up a couple with her. We arrived at the club and chatted but nothing else was happening. At midnight we had a lovely kiss again. As everyone else seemed to be preoccupied with drinking a toast and the buffet, Lesley grabbed my hand and took me off to a small room. I was starting to think I was in for a good night and maybe she was perhaps a little bit into men or at least wanted to try. We shut the door and started to kiss and touch each other and……then a bloke came in. BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!! I asked him to give us some space but the moment had gone and Lesley was leading me out again. F*-+%^$"!!
Soon after Lesley’s phone rang. Her sister was going into labour and wanted Lesley there as her birthing partner. Again being the gentleman that I am, I offered to give her a lift to the hospital which she accepted. So that was the end of News Years eve 2003 for me.
So only I could go to a swinging social meeting and try to get off with the only lesbian there. Then I take her to a swinging club on New Years eve and end up taking her to the maternity hospital. As Richard Littlejohn says, you couldn’t make it up!
5 Comments On This Entry
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sam_barford
12 October 2010 - 12:40 PM
And it just shows what a great bloke you must be!
Really enjoying these!
All the best,
Sam
Really enjoying these!
All the best,
Sam
DandS
12 October 2010 - 04:19 PM
awwww muppet! Sounds like you did nothing wrong and the fates simply conspired against you :o(
Love reading yr blogs btw ... very entertaining and a real education too.
Hugs
xS&Dx
Love reading yr blogs btw ... very entertaining and a real education too.
Hugs
xS&Dx
tommytoetapper
15 October 2010 - 10:35 AM
Another gripping read! Some you win, some you lose, good to hear about both from a very honest bloke!
Cheers,
Tommy xx
Cheers,
Tommy xx
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