MILTON KEYNES - BUCKS

33. MILTON KEYNES - BUCKS

A: "There's a place in Milton Keynes, two minutes drive from the shopping centre. It's a picnic site and has car-parking spaces. Lots of couples go there." "Take J14 M1, from northbound exit turn left toward Central Milton Keynes then first right past Honda/Jaguar garage over roundabout then right at next roundabout and first right into Peace Pagoda car-park. It's very secluded and I have had many sessions with my wife there. Loads of woods and shrubs to go play in near the pagoda."

B: But sometimes you are just lucky: "My best encounter in MK was at the least likely spot of all - a bus-stop just outside the town centre. It was about midnight, and I spotted a couple blatantly fucking against the bus-stop, she was semi-naked up against the glass, dress right up and legs around his waist. I stopped just beyond them and within moments there was a shy little face at the passenger door and just after that there was a shy little face wrapped round my cock! The irony of it was that I'd been all over that night looking for action and found none! Worth it, though... ...now I ALWAYS go home that way!"

C: Howe Park Wood, Milton Keynes - "Location: Immediately across the H7 Chaffron Way from Safeway at Westcroft (southwest MK) - entrance to small car-park is directly opposite the "Nut & Squirrel" pub. The entrance to the wood itself is about sixty yards from the car-park end, across an open grass area which has a conveniently-located pair of picnic tables and seats which afford a good view of both the car-park and gateway into the wood...

After fruitlessly wandering through and around the wood (only fifteen minutes walk from where I live) two or three lunchtimes or afternoons a week for a couple of months now, today my persistence finally paid off - sort of!

As usual, I entered the woods at the opposite side to the car-park and made my way along the main paths, seeing just a middle-aged couple walking a dog. I came out at the entrance near the car-park, where there are usually a few cars to be found, and walked along the other side of a line of bushes lining one side of the car-park, noticing a white Astra arrive and park in the far corner, and a 20s couple emerge from it - he a well-built fair-haired guy, she with short blonde hair and wearing light blue-and-white striped dungaree-style shorts...

Walking on to the entrance end and then back through the car-park itself, I could see them heading hand-in-hand away from me across the grass towards the wood entrance, and with the only other couple of cars present obviously belonging to two pairs of women at the picnic tables, I decided to follow...

As they went through the gate and disappeared, I speeded up but angled away from the gate slightly to be able to see down the wide straight path inside more quickly - when I could, and they were not in sight, I knew they must have taken a secondary parallel path to the right just inside the entrance, which I then duly followed...

I moved slowly along the narrow weaving path, looking ahead as far as possible and listening for voices, but had seen and heard nothing by the time I emerged at the other end - after swiftly looking down all four main paths at this crossroads, I doubled back to a side path which went off about halfway along the one I'd just taken...

Some ten or fifteen yards up this even narrower path, through the trees ahead I caught sight of the light blue and white of the woman's dungarees. Stopping, and adjusting my position slightly, I could see she was facing away from me and they were kissing, his hands moving across her back and buttocks, while her left arm appeared to be between them, rather than around him, and from its movement she was probably stroking his cock...

I had just started looking around to see if I could move unnoticed through the thin screen of trees to a better vantage point, when the mood of the moment was broken by, of all things - a bloody mobile phone! When it rang, she broke away from him and turned sideways, still not facing in my direction, as she started talking...

I immediately decided to back out - the path I was standing on was the only way in and out of where they were, and I didn't want to come face-to-face with them if they had to leave and my presence was unwelcome. I turned slowly and quietly, went back to the other path, and turned right towards the middle of the wood, on the basis if they were leaving they'd go the other way...

A couple of minutes later, having not seen or heard any movement, I decided they were staying put and headed back in their direction to resume watching - but as I got within a few yards of the path, I saw and heard them coming along it. Stopping immediately and moving off to my left so they wouldn't see me, I was going to wait for them to turn left and gone out the way they'd come in...

To my surprise they turned right and towards me, and I stepped slightly further into the thin bushes and trees, looking down and around at the ground, anywhere but in their direction! They were talking quietly as they approached, and then it went quiet - thinking they'd passed, I turned round to see them standing five feet away, locked in a passionate kiss. Without looking in my direction, they then walked slowly off...

Taken aback and, having seen the size of the guy close up, thankful they hadn't objected to my presence, I let them disappear along the path before I moved back onto it - and then took a few moments to decide that as they couldn't have failed to have seen or heard me, the kiss might have been a "we don't mind being watched" sign...

I quickly headed the same way they'd gone and emerged at the path crossroads, and spent the next fifteen minutes scouting around the various directions and side paths they could have taken from there, but to no avail - finally, I headed to the car-park, and immediately on leaving the woods could see the Astra had gone...

If the couple concerned happen to be reading this, and you don't mind my being around, please let me know via email what times/days you're likely to be there - I can't make Tuesdays, but other weekdays are usually no problem. And to any other couples who might go there daytimes - please let me know too!" He continued: "Quiet here today, so I checked out the exact spot where I found the couple on Monday: From the start of the secondary path on the right just inside the entrance, it's fifty yards to the side path which is immediately after a small culvert; about twenty yards up this narrower path there's a small fallen log across the mouth of a small grassy clearing - and the grass here is somewhat flattened, suggesting that the spot does indeed see some use... ...I'll be checking it out again in the next day or two - there was a couple sitting in the car-park today at 2.00pm, but they simply appeared to be eating lunch..." (Andy, May 2000)

Andy continued his efforts on our behalf (May 22 2000): "Found further evidence of this location's use today - not only is the grass in the small clearing described previously considerably more flattened than it was last week, but I also found a pair of lace-trimmed black panties laying on the ground! Would love to have come across (or in, for that matter!) their owner - they looked to be freshly-discarded as they didn't even appear wet from the recent rain shower... ...There was a young Asian couple in a bright blue Cavalier in the car-park - not sure if they were nervous first-timers, but he moved the car to another spot immediately I'd crossed the car-park behind them; then left the car-park when I'd passed the other side of the bushes five minutes later; returned after a minute or so and sat at the end as I crossed the grass to the wood entrance and stopped, before parking in another spot for a minute then driving out again; and finally came back after another minute or so, briefly parked up again, then left altogether..."

Andy continued his Herculean task (5 June 2000): "After weeks of trying and hoping, finally saw some action here! Nothing happening on my first visit at 1.00pm, and after fort-five minutes headed to the Peace Pagoda, but quiet there too - fortunately I decided to swing by Howe Park again on the way home... ...Saw a red Rover parked halfway along as I drove in, with a blonde who appeared to simply be reaching into the back seat when I passed, but on turning round and passing again to drive out, I spotted the driver's seat was reclined and she was sat astride someone - all I could see of him was a baseball cap! I quickly parked on the opposite side so I was looking across diagonally at their car...

Over the course of the next five minutes, she looked across at me a few times as they kissed and caressed, but there was no other discernable movement. Then she moved back to the passenger seat, and glanced in my direction a few more times as they sat talking, before she eventually leaned forward and her head disappeared from view... ...I was sure she was giving him a blow job, confirmed when I caught the occasional flash of her blonde hair as her head bobbed up and down! She stopped for a few seconds when another couple in a Mini drove in and swung alongside them briefly before reversing back across to another parking space, then she looked across at me again, before resuming what she was doing.

The other car left after only a minute or two, and as it did so I stepped out of mine to get a slightly better view, and could see her head moving faster and faster, and his head rocking too - after a couple of minutes she sat up, giggling loudly about there being "loads", and stepped out of the car to go and wipe her hands on some bushes, looking directly at me when she walked back! He glanced over his shoulder towards me after she'd got back in - presumably she'd just told him I'd been watching, then after about five minutes he reversed out of their parking spot, and though she looked at me again as they drove past, he didn't give more than a cursory glance... ...If the couple concerned happen to read this - come over to my car next time, or invite me to yours, and that very pretty young lady can have another load!"

Andy continued: "For the second day in succession, on arrival I found a young couple in a red Escort parked 'sideways' (rather than facing in or out) in one of the parking bays. Yesterday I sat and watched as they confined themselves to lots of kissing and cuddling in the front seats...

Today, the passenger window was half-open, but they were not to be seen - on walking past to do a circuit of the woods, however, I could see them stretched out across the back seat, though not apparently doing anything. As I reached the end of the car-park, I saw another couple sat kissing and cuddling at the picnic tables, though they stopped as I crossed to the wood entrance...

On returning five minutes later, the second couple had gone, as had two cars parked next to each other (two-car meet?), and as I got to the car-park, the Escort's reversing lights came on and I thought they were leaving too. Instead, he parked up again in the same place but facing out, and as I got back into my car opposite, I thought maybe I was going to get a show...

However, they got out, and kissed and giggled next to the car before heading hand-in-hand in the direction of the picnic tables. After giving them a few minutes, I headed off around the path at the 'top' of the car-park to approach the picnic spot without being obvious - when it came into view though, they weren't visible anywhere and I figured they'd gone into the woods unseen...

Accordingly, I made straight for 'my' spot, but they weren't there - after a few minutes I spotted them on a bench on one of the main paths, and circled around to quietly make my way through the trees and bushes opposite. Just as they came back into view though, they got up and headed off along the tree line and then disappeared into the bushes...

Marking the spot, I went back out the way I'd just been, and then along the main path to see where they'd entered - and straight away saw them stood not too far in behind the thin screen of bushes. As there was no way to approach the same way without being seen, I moved fifty yards up the path and into the trees there to come around 'from the rear'...

Picking my way carefully through the trees, I stumbled across them sooner than I expected, and though I immediately crouched down behind a tree I thought they may well have seen me before I'd seen them. It appeared not though, as they continued to stand there kissing and cuddling, then knelt down - I didn't have a great view, but dared not move in case I drew their attention...

From what I could see though, there was definitely some groping going on! The guy had his cock out and she was stroking it, and when she leant forward at one point I thought she was going to blow him but she sat up again almost immediately. She was facing away from me, but he seemed to have his hands both inside her top and the front of her trousers at various times...

Unfortunately things didn't go any further, as after about fifteen or twenty minutes they got up and headed back to the path and subsequently their car - but I'll be there again to see what happens tomorrow!"

Well done, that Dogger!

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